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Ally (aL) Asswipe


.Sunday, August 2, 2009@1:02 PM.

Hello homies!

So my name is Asswipe and i'm an addict.

So saturday was pretty (what eric cartmen would say) sweeeeet =D Spent the early part of the day at home watching random southpark eps on southparkstudios. I swear the site is just awesome! The best website to ever be made really.

So anyways, headed out of the house at around 1500hrs to meet up with lucy and shidah as planned. Arrived at PS at about 1540hrs but the girls didn't reached till about 1620hrs as expected. Went to The Cathay to see if there's an earlier timing for The Hangover because thanks to them we missed the 1620hrs show at PS GV. So we bought tickets for the 1730hrs show. In the meanwhile, we went back to PS to lepak and just chitchat and camwhored. The pics are with lucy and shidah so i can't upload them here yet because i haven't got them. The three of us went all random and decided to dictate and do a voiceover for people around us. Should have video-ed it but yeah, it was all fun. I think the gayboy dude in pink kept staring at us because we seem to suss like that.

So anyways, caught the movie. The movie was wickedly brilliant! I swear it's the only movie that has ever made me laughed like a bitch! Seriously! Have you heard me laughed like a bitch? That's when you've totally cracked me. I laugh so hard that it gets fucking high pitched and my eyes all closed and i start to choke for air. Ahahaha! Hardcore comedy! Love the part where Allan the FAT MOSES (can't remember if that was the exact description a guy gave him) had this baby and he took the baby's hand and made the baby jack off his winner! Ahahah! Not literally but he made it seem like it anyways. "Hey hey! Watch this! Have you seen a baby jack off his tiny winner?" Hillarious!

So anyways, after that we walked to Marina to have Ayam Penyet! Yummeh! The chilli burnt my tongue i swear. We missed the fireworks because we were busy eating but no matters. After our dinner we went to sit and chill by the waterfront at esplanade. Camwhored and be a loon. Caught someone in action! Loooook!













Suhaimi Yusoff with his wife, eating! Oooops the wife caught me! Sorry makcik! Shidah made me become a paparazzi and asked me to snap a photo of him! Ahahah!

Moving on, camwhoring time! Lucy did most of the camwhoring! I was just being an obedient cameraman. But here are some of the pictures taken. Enjoy!





































Biography.


Asswipe
turning legal 21 in fucking 05th november
currently serving my national service
just your typical boy with dreams
i'm nice most of the time but you
better not mess with me or i'll burn
you to death.

8 more months baby! =)

Chatterbox.


Wishlist

ORD loh!
iPhone 3GS
Macbook Pro
start school @ NTU

Credits

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